triforceflavoredpoptart:

梅初月

tastefullyoffensive:

Reverse Grumpy Cat

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tastefullyoffensive:

[extrafabulouscomics]

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

rachelphobia:

kaz-24601:

tootsienoodles:

sam-vurps:

fallingforev3r:

hotllamasex:

kanayatheawkwardlesbian:

saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’

we are all obama

And I swear in that moment we were Obama

We accept the Obama we think we deserve 

My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.

Obama and I do share a more profound bond

whisk-ey:

the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

This is the best thing I have ever seen

BEARS

reblogging again because I cannot freaking contain myself so cute

aww effin perfect.

rneerkat:

spamanos:

rneerkat:

what did the squirrel say to his waitress

squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit

why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest

aliquidstate:

oh ok

Happy Birthday, Stuart Pot 2D!

adriofthedead:

wickedmetalviking:

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

as you can clearly see, the broccoli thumb is extended, showing that the figure present is the broccoli index finger. he is trying to declare something scholarly

dude I think your broccoli is hitting on you

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

badwolfsherloki-d:

holyfrackles:

jinntantei:

From beginning to end — perhaps the greatest five years and three months of my entire life.

everyone ends in romance but wade’s big finale was going outside

wade is me

wade is us